Overheard on the Bus

Older woman sits reading a book on the bus. Middle-aged heavy set woman gets on bus, recognizes Woman #1, and sits down in seat behind her.

Woman #2: So glad it's friday. The longest **** short week ... (voice trails off)

Woman #1: I was getting off the escalator and this guy stops in front of me -

Woman #2: (interrupting) Sure you don't want to kick him in the ****?

Woman #1: I said, "Excuse me," and then said, "Thank you."

Woman #2: **** head (then something unintelligible)

Woman #1: I've never had that happen before.

I see the most random things on my commute.