Thursday, July 17, 2008

Drive-by Posting

I'm sorry. I've been a lame blogger lately. Blame it on preparing for a cross-country move and a miraculous whirlwind sale of our home.

Anyway, this will be brief, but I wanted to share a couple of photos from bath time a couple of weeks ago:


We always have her lay back to wash her hair, but she hates getting her ears in the water. Lately she's taken to trying to prop her head up with her hands.


After each bath we wrap her up burrito-style; it keeps her arms out of the way for teeth-brushing.


Oh, and she learned a couple of new words over the past week: "up" (which can mean "pick me up," "I want my shirt off," or "get me out of the car seat NOW") and "poo-poo" (no explanation needed).

I'm off to keep packing up my kitchen. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Camp: Day 2

John woke the boys at 6:45a. Mandatory shower time. Our troop does not condone smelly Scouts at camp.

Breakfast was very tasty. The pancakes and sausage was complemented by eggs that tasted *slightly* less fake. I got my 2% milk in with a bowl of Coco Puffs. Anything that turns the milk chocolaty is right by me.

At breakfast I overheard one of our first-year Scouts say, "So what do you do in e-prep?" How quickly they get the lingo.

On Day 2 we send the boys off to class on their own then stop by to make sure they made it. I regained my status as a human with a nice, long shower. I've come to realize that I need a shower in the morning to feel awake. Tomorrow I'm going to shower before breakfast. Should make me more enjoyable to be around.

Every morning we have a Scoutmaster meeting. Today's featured the standard funny comments along with a prank by some of the Scoutmasters on the Camp Director. It started with one Scoutmaster saying he had seen some unprofessional behavior by some of the counselors, that they were complaining about their pay. Another Scoutmaster chimed in, "I heard the same thing at Scout Craft." Another, "I heard the same thing at Rivah Base." The Director stood at the front, furiously scribbling notes. The first Scoutmaster asked, in an accusatory tone, "What are you paying these guys anyway?"

The tension in the air was palpable. The Camp Director stood at the front, unsure what to say. After a minute, another Scoutmaster, unaware that this was a prank, made a comment, supportive of the Director, about his son, working as a counselor at another camp. The Director thanked him, and was about to move on when the Scoutmaster who started the discussion said, "One last thing: the thing about pay? It's just a joke. We planned it during the five minutes you were late to the meeting today." I can't wait to see what revenge the camp staff plans.

During the meeting I found a tick crawling up my leg. It is now dead.

Back at camp John and I chatted in the shade. When they cleared the space for the campsites they left a beautiful canopy of trees. Though the high today is 94, the breeze cools you as you sit in the shade. We checked in on the boys, where we saw Spencer shooting a rifle. He's getting better with each day.
I was able to catch a great picture of Calvin and Andrew relaxing in their tent. It was pretty clean at this point.
Nathaniel was off on a field trip for the morning. We looked for him at lunch, but couldn’t find him. Turns out the field trip ran longer than expected. We had a nice lunch of BBQ pulled chicken. The food is getting better by the meal. Our troop and the troop we share a site with had to do clean-up along a stretch of road in the camp. The boys didn’t complain, and quickly completed their task. Andrew won the contest to find the largest piece of garbage.

The afternoon passed much as the morning: John and I sat in the mess hall, with cool, cool, almost cold air conditioning bearing down on us. He worked while I surfed the interWebs for news of E3. I’d promised the boys an update at dinner.

Vince arrived a little before dinner, so we sent John home. One can tell that Vince is an incredibly experienced scouter by just looking at him. As John and I walked across the field to meet him, we both commented that already he was putting us to shame.
I'd told Vince that the food at camp was pretty good, so he walked into the mess hall with decent expectations. They needed leaders to help serve the food, so I jumped up and started serving. When I finally came and sat down with our troop, their meal well in progress, Vince looked across the table and said, "This is the BEST camp food I’ve ever eaten." We had twice-baked potatoes, with REAL potatoes and cheese, huge pieces of fried chicken, amazing cornbread (so delightfully sweet), and pudding. I love pudding. It was an amazing meal.
Spencer was our waiter and did an amazing job setting up the table.

That evening we had the Rappahannock Extreme Challenge, the camp's relay race around the entire camp that included quizzes, scout skills, and lots of leg work. We teamed up with the other troop in our site. Andrew was our first runner who answered questions from the Tenderfoot Rank, and Calvin was a later runner who had to give the five signs of a heart attack. Check out the shots:A quick note on this next one. Vince and I were walking to see where Calvin would be running when he came tearing across the field. I had to run to get these pictures of him, taken in fairly quick succession. The guy is a cheetah.
After the race a large pile of dirt begged for some King of the Hill.
We went back to camp for the evening. The mosquitoes were out in force and ate away at me. We had a little talking after lights out, but not too much. Another successful day.

One quote:
At first I didn't like mashed potatoes but then I tried it and it changed my world. --Andrew Bringhurst
A man after my own heart.

I think tomorrow is going to be a jorts day.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Camp: Day 1

As I lay here in my cot, with the humidity bearing down on me, a cool sheet all that protects me from the bugs, I can't help but think that today was a success.

We started at 3:30am at the church. Everyone piled into John's minivan and we took off. The trip took us a little over two and a half hours with just one stop for carsickness. The camp is in its second year at this site. The buildings are in great condition. The staff is well organized. And there are fewer hills than last year. That pleases me.This is a dining-hall camp. Fake eggs and real sausage made for a pleasant breakfast. Kristin won't buy me milk, so I relished my Fruit Loops with 2% milk. Oh, sweet 2%.

At breakfast I got the boys' schedules and John and I filled out blue cards. I need to write a program that prints out blue cards. I could make millions selling it.

Everyone made it to all their classes. The boys are doing a good mix of required and fun Merit Badges. At the morning Leaders' Meeting I ran into Kyle, the morning editor at work. A light rain began to fall during the meeting.

I passed the day going around the camp, checking to make sure the boys made it to all their classes. John and I chatted away the early day and midday. For the afternoon we split up, John to run some errands; I to enjoy some solitary time. It was grand solitary time that included using the computer in the Leaders' Lounge to check on E3 announcements as well as capturing a few shots of raindrops on leaves.


As we headed to the evening campfire, I asked the boys to line up for a picture. The candid is incredibly true to life.



Hundreds of years from now, when cultural anthropologists stumble upon recordings of a Boy Scout campfire program, and they have hours to devote to analysis, writing theses and dissertations, perhaps they'll understand how anyone finds that stuff funny. There were a few priceless pratfalls, one involving a broom to the face that was perfectly executed and another with true WWE-style tumbling. They closed with an awards show where the boys voted for a few bests. It really got the boys involved.

Back at camp we quickly turned in. I sat on the edge of my cot debating showering. My brain stalled and I realized I needed sleep. As I lay down, I started this post, but ran out of steam after two paragraphs.

Night.
Calvin posing

Andrew tying

Spencer surfing

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Friday, July 11, 2008

A Change in Plans

MEMO
TO: Saint Peter
FROM: Hell Director
RE: Bruce

Our reports indicate that this evening Bruce was spotted moving furniture at one friend's house and painting at another's. Due to these actions we are forced to cancelling his reservation for one cool rock, effective immediately.

We are sad to lose such a wonderful specimen, and hope you enjoy having him in your ethereal realms.

Our regards to the archangels.

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

For Everything Else There's Mastercard

4 cans of paint: $80.00

1 new laminate floor: $450.00

5 days on the market: priceless