Monday, December 31, 2007

Blogging New Year's Eve, Part 6





HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well, we made it. At 11:52p we abandoned our game of Taboo! (Old People winning, say what?) and turned on Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve. (Ryan Seacrest, ugh.) I do love David's HDTV and HD cable. With glasses of sparking juice at the ready, we counted down as the ball dropped and wished each other a hearty "Happy New Year!", bestowing smooches on those we found desirable, and clicking glasses with everyone else.

I was impressed that Colter and Logan made it up as late as they did, and am guessing that sugar had *something* to do with it.

2007 was an eventful year, with many a twist and turn on our life's road. 'Twas one with more joys than sorrows, more light that dark, and more joy than pain. There are those who have left us that we dearly miss, and those who have joined our lives that we couldn't imagine living without. A little one has daily given us new challenges and experiences, and yet life continues on in that same vein of learn, love, give, grow, try, fail, succeed.

Here's to 2008. And may the new year bless you as the parting one blessed us.

Kristin, Oliver & Clara

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Blogging New Year's Eve, Part 5

And we have a winner! Killer Bunnies was won by Kristin with the #4 Carrot, Flo. Congrats, Kristin!

Bonnie and Oliver are going to go on a date. They are going to watch UHF on their date. Kristin and David are going to go on a date and shake their heads at their spouses.

"Supplies!"
"Wheel. Of. Fish."
"I'm thinking of something orange. Something orange. It's an orange. Get it: an orange."
"Red snapper, very nice."

Bruce and Aaron & Tiffany are terrible parents: Colter and Logan are still up.

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Blogging New Year's Eve, Part 4

  • Ligretto stop.
  • Refuel.
  • Now on to Killer Bunnies.
(Colter & Logan still awake.)

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Blogging New Year's Eve, Part 3

"Just roll your tongue, then pull it in a little."

Welcome to our New Year's Eve.

We just pulled out the savory snacks: hot shrimp beautifully seasoned by our Marylander Aaron; cheese and crackers (hollah, Jared!); cold shrimp and BURN YOUR MOUTH OUT cocktail sauce; little smokies; and meat balls (pictured to the right).

As we sat enjoying the treats, Aaron mentioned that he has an imeem playlist. I'm searching for it right now. Rock on the imeem. Oh, and we've broken out the games.
Ligretto start!

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Blogging New Year's Eve, Part 2

The kids are down. I repeat. The kids are down.

David & Bonnie's house was chosen as the location for this blessed event due to the fact that they have four bedrooms. Michael and his parents are in the master, Kristin, Clara and I are in the nursery, Tiffany's brother and sister-in-law are in the upstairs guest, Aaron, Tiffany and Samara the downstairs guest, and Bruce and the young boys are in the rec room downstairs. All little kids are behind a closed door, so our partying can go about unabated.

Tonight Kristin discovered that Clara's hair is long enough to part down the middle and use a clip on each side. I didn't get a picture, lastimosamente, but she looked adorable with her "accountant hair". I told David this was done in his honor.

Here is the treats table. We have yet to break out the cheese and crackers, the little smokies, the meatballs, and bruschetta. Ah, food.

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Blogging New Year's Eve

I got enough grief about not live-blogging Christmas morning, so here is some live blogging for New Year's Eve.

We're here at David and Bonnie's for New Year's Eve with David, Bonnie & Michael; Aaron, Tiffany, Logan & Samara; Kristin, Clara & I; Bruce & Colter (Julie isn't feeling well); and Trevor and Maria (Tiffany's brother and sister-in-law.) We just finished eat, the kids are running wild, and the Wii is on. Bless Costco pizza and Tiffany's grape salad. Everyone has brought their holiday goodies and we've all committed to throwing anything that doesn't get eaten tonight away. Don't think we're incredibly health-concious people; it's our way of justifying gorging ourselves tonight.

The kids are going down at 8pm and the games will begin.

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Eve Commute Home on the Bus

Crazy bus driver man, stopped at a light, just turned around and asked the bus:

"This is the way to Disney World, right."

I gave him the 'thumbs up'. Not satisfied he says again, "This is the way to Disney World, right."

Another passenger says, "Uh, yeah?"

What do you say to something like that? And I thought -I- was random.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Deuteronomy 8:3

I didn't eat breakfast today. And I've been working steadily, not stopping to eat lunch. There's plenty of food around, it's the holidays and clients and vendors are sending their "we love you so much" baskets full of chocolates, cookies, nuts, cheese, and meats. My eating habits today are endeavoring to prove that man doth not live by bread only, but by the junk one finds in holiday baskets.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I Am One Year Old!

Happy birthday to me! It's so fun to be one year old. I'm learning how to walk and talk, and I can point to the graham crackers to tell Mommy that I want some more. I like to open drawers and hide my toys and clothes in them. Mommy thinks it's silly that she keeps finding socks in her kitchen towel drawer. I can also open doors now and like to get in the pantry. I know that's where Mommy and Daddy keep the food.

Now that I'm one year old Mommy is letting me try foods with milk in them. She's hoping my tummy does okay with them. So far I've had yogurt, string cheese, macaroni & cheese, and goldfish crackers. Yummy!

Mommy and Daddy had a birthday party for me on Sunday evening and all my friends came. Well, except for Lauren and McKenzie, but they had a good reason. Their mommy had another baby that morning! More friends to play with! My party was fun; I liked playing with Michael, Colter, Logan, and Samara, and all the grown-ups had fun talking about stuff. Michael and Samara helped me open my presents, and I really liked playing with the bows and wrapping paper.



My presents are neat and I have so much fun playing with them now. The cake Mommy made was okay, but the frosting felt funny on my fingers. It was much better when Mommy gave me a fork to eat it with.




Birthdays are fun! And now it's on to toddlerhood!

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Crossposting

Beth hosts a blog called 5under7. The name says it all. The fact that she gets up every day, runs a house, works part-time, and is the Primary President reminds me of another amazing woman I know. Her blog is very well written and is guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a chuckle in your throat.

The latest post is a doozie. Go read it now.

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Blog-Love, Quantified


My blog is worth $7,339.02.
How much is your blog worth?

Over at Evil HR Lady is mentioned a widget that tells you how much your blog is worth. Evil HR Lady's is worth $95,971.80. As the title of her post calls out, I'd like to know who's paying. Regardless (or is that irregardless? chuckle), I thought it would be fun to find out what our blog is worth. Check it out to the right.

Do you have a blog? Leave a comment with the name of your blog and how much you are worth!

Click here to get started.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Welcome To: Shelly & Jeff

Today we welcome a new blog to our list of links down the right side of the page. Shelly is my paternal cousin, the oldest of four, and mother to two. She lives in Illinois with her husband, Jeff, and two daughters, Nicole and Emma.

I discovered Shelly's blog while reading her Christmas letter during my commute this morning. They have a number of posts and it was fun to catch up on her family's adventures.

So welcome, Shelly & Jeff
Readers of the blog: Go! Give pageviews! Read their blog.

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Tales of a Slug

This morning, as I stood in line to catch the bus, a car pulled up looking for a slug. A woman standing near the curb got in. I rushed over and asked the driver if he could take two. He obliged and I hopped in.

I immediately broke out my BlackBerry to read some personal e-mail (love your Christmas letter, Shelly) and then jumped over to read Shelly's blog. The driver, a gentleman in his 40s sans wedding ring, struck up a conversation with the woman in the front seat about jazz, as a CD of it is playing. He moved from jazz to Peanuts the cartoon when the Peanuts theme comes on, to the NSO and discussion of how themes are used in movie scores. It was a little obvious that he is just getting into music, he mentioned he recently started piano lessons and didn't know to call a theme a theme. The two of them seemed to be having a nice conversation, so I decided not to interrupt and correct him on certain points.

Early in the ride he mentioned that he has two children. I wondered on his marital status and had it confirmed to me as we pulled up to the Virginia Square Station.

"I know this is sort of impromptu, but would you like to go see the NSO some time?" Are you kidding me? At this point I hurriedly grab my things and open the car door.

"Sure. When is the next concert?" Bag in hand, one leg out.

"I have tickets for this weekend and the person who was originally going to go with me backed out." Muttering "thank you" in a barely audible whisper, I duck out of the car, missing the rest of the conversation.

As I stood waiting for the elevator down into the station I realized that my question about marital status had been answered. On the market and available.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Super Self Feeder & Other Tales

Yesterday we started Clara on dairy. As you all should know (if not read here), Clara showed sensitivity to dairy when she was a couple of months old. As a result, she has been on a dairy-free diet. The doctors told us to re-introduce dairy at a year, as she should have outgrown the sensitivity. After a lot of research and reading the experiences of babies with similar sensitivities, Kristin decided to start with yogurt. On Dairy Day 1 Clara wasn't a huge fan of yogurt, but she ate some and appears fine, i.e. no hives or external reactions. We're going to keep a close eye to make sure we don't have a reaction like we did in February.

On Dairy Day 2, today, Clara decided to eat the yogurt but to do it her way, meaning to feed herself with her own spoon. Seeing her feed herself she looks like such a big girl. Where did my little baby go?



At dinner tonight Kristin and I each had a soda to drink. With her new-found skills, we decided to give Clara a taste of our sodas. Kristin was drinking Diet Coke; I, Sprite Zero. Kristin went first. Clara drew from the straw, getting a normal mouthful, swallowed, and made the funniest face I've ever seen. Something along the lines of, "WHAT IN THE SAM HOCKEY STICKS WAS THAT?" We both cracked up and I said, "My turn, my turn!" I offered Clara my straw. One suck, two sucks. Nothing. Then she drew a little harder and got a mouthful of Sprint Zero. Faster reaction, same face and instead of swallowing, she spit the soda out of her mouth, down the front of her shirt. Kristin observed, "Looks like this one's going to be a Diet Coke girl."



Each night after bathtime it is my job to get Clara ready for bed. And each night it is a struggle to get a diaper on, apply lotion to her arms and legs, get her in a onesie, and finally in her footy pajamas. I usually close the door to the nursery so she can't escape. Unfortunately, this does not stop her from crawling around the nursery to explore every nook and cranny.

Kristin's job after bathtime is to make Clara's bottle then come upstairs. Usually once Clara is dressed we immediately move into the story-song-scripture routine and I pass Clara off to Kristin for a bottle and bed. For whatever reason, tonight we sat in the nursery talking and Clara went exploring. She started in the far corner of the nursery, behind the rocking chair, and made her way around the room to the door. That's when it happened.

Clara likes to figure things out. Lately, she has taken to sitting in front of her baby gate and systematically trying different approaches to get it open. She knows that she has to get the bottom piece out of its socket in order to open the hardware-mounted gates. With pressure-mounted gates she's realized that you pull up on the handle on top and will crawl over to the gate and reach up for the handle, trying to recreate the behavior she's seen.

So when she crawled over near the door to her bedroom, Kristin asked, "I wonder how long until she figures out how to open doors?" As if she understood exactly what her mother was saying, Clara stands up and starts reaching for the door handle. Little feet on tiptoe, fingers grasping at the handle, she caught and pulled the handle down once or twice, not yet realizing that she has to stop pushing on the door in order to pull it open. Did she give up? Our determined, strong-willed little one? Of course not.

"Look at her! She's systematically approaching the door in different ways to see what she has to do to get it open." These words had barely crossed the threshold of Kristin's lips when those small, determined little fingers caught the handle, pulled it down, then pulled the door open. We sat staring at each other in awe and fear. Awed by our tenacious little engineer and fearful for what the future holds.

After a few minutes of the two of us laughing, and laughing, and laughing - in that slightly uncomfortable laugh you make when it's both funny and SO NOT FUNNY - Kristin says in a flat tone: "Time to go buy door locks."

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

No One Says It Like Nick

At church there is a boy named Nick. Nick has an amazing personality and a talent for casually delivering the most off-the-wall, hilarious statements. He was in my Primary class for two years when I taught the six- and seven-year-olds.

One Sunday during Sharing Time, Jodi, the music leader, was trying to get the children to guess the name of the next song by giving them clues. It was the week before Pioneer Day and Jodi asked, "What did pioneer children do?" {Pantomiming walking} "All day long?" The name of the song is Pioneer Children Sang As They Walked and Walked. Nick, seven years old at the time, knew this and, becoming increasingly exasperated with each passing moment, sighed and said, "They walked and walked and walked and then they died." At this point, I lost it. I tapped the teacher in the row in front of us and repeated the story. She lost it. Then I called Nick's mother over, who happened to be standing in the back of the room, and told her the story. Same response. It's one of my favorite Primary stories to this day.

Fast forward three years to tonight at Mutual. I stood talking to a woman in our Ward when Nick, who was there for Cub Scouts, walked up. I said hello then the woman I was speaking with asked Nick if she could tousle his hair. He nodded and afterwards the woman asked him if the girls at school ever asked to touch his hair. He said, "No," turned, and walked away.

After two steps he turned back around, leaned towards us and said, "But they want to. I can tell."

It's all about Nick.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Holiday Party

Tonight was my company's holiday party. Kristin stayed home with Clara (abbreviated reason: I like to flit from conversation to conversation, she does not and can't tolerate cocktail party chit chat, so she stays at home). The party was held a The Clarendon Ballroom. We've had company functions there before. It is a great space with a roof-top patio, dance area, and plenty of seating and space to move.

I arrived about thirty minutes into the party and the place was hopping. They had three food areas: cold meats and cheeses, sushi, and hot food. I immediately got in line for the food. Why you ask? Because they had macaroni & cheese. That's right, macaroni & cheese. Apparently gourmet comfort food is all the rage right now. I've heard of mashed potatoes being served at nice functions. Why, when it came time for dessert waiters circulated in pairs, one with a plate of cookies and the other with shot glasses full of milk. I can now say I've done a shot. A shot glass of milk, that is.

I filled my plate full of the macaroni & cheese, but still had a little room for a few pieces of toasted bread topped with beautiful lump crab meat. I'm feeling happy feelings just thinking about it. I had a chance to catch up with the spouses and significant others of my co-workers, and meet a few that I had yet to met. One funny story from the night. While talking to one of the BIG WIGS in our corporation I recounted the first time I met him. At the time I did not know who he was and was on the verge of asking him "So who are you and what do you do around here?" when our CEO mentioned that he is the Publisher of The Washington Post newspaper. I almost wish I'd had the chance to ask my question.

After everyone had eaten, and the alcohol started having its effect on the crowd, the dancing began. I had a wonderful time; I love to dance. I even danced a song or two with our CEO. She is six feet tall and appreciates a tall man who can dance. I'm starting to notice, though, that I'm not as young as I think I am. My back started to act up again. I guess I'll just have to keep popping the muscle relaxants. (How I adore those things.) It was another stark reminder that I'm no longer part of the "young kids" crowd at work. You're kicked out once you start complaining of back or joint pain.

At 9:30p I told my coworkers that I had to leave, made it out the door by 9:50p (a near record for me) and drove home to my adorable wife and child. I must say, after the party I felt refreshed, rejuvenated. Such is the effect an energetic crowd has on a true extrovert.

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Dominoes

Found on a random blog, which I arrived at by viewing the public updates to twitter. The ultimate in randomness.

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Back Posting & Backposting, Part III

Catching up to today.

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Back Posting & Backposting, Part II

Five more backposts:

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Three New Rail Cars

As mentioned here and here, WMATA is testing out two new Metro car configurations. Imagine my delight when I boarded the train for my trip home. I rode in the new carpet-less car. Here are the differences I've noted:
  • When boarding, no plexiglass near doors.
  • No center facing seats at the first and last doors.
  • No center facing seats and no partitions on the right hand side of the middle doors.
  • Quadruple the vertical bars (16 in total now)
  • Zero floor-to-ceiling poles in the middle of the standing area (makes cars feel downright spacious)
  • Electronic sign stating line color and next stop in the middle of the car (the new rail cars they rolled out a few years ago only have them at the end)
I think it was a huge improvement. As people boarded they were able to quickly move into the train, not having to get past the side partitions, turn a corner, push past people stuck to the pole, etc. Now I want to ride in the rail car with bench seating. If I get the chance I will definitely report.

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Back Posting & Backposting

I'm back posting. Be aware. Backposts are:

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Let It Snow

Let me tell you of my commute today. For various reasons I decided to drive to work rather than take the bus. I left the house with the aim of picking up a slug so I could take the HOV-2 lanes. What should have been a five minute drive to the p
Park & Ride turned into a half hour, stop-and-go nightmare. Why you ask? Because DC received <1" of snow.

We Washingtonians get a bad rap. Being in the middle of the Atlantic coast we get our share of all types of weather: hurricanes, snow, thunderstorms, down pours, heat waves, but none of them consistently. If you go to Maine or Minnesota everyone knows how to drive in the snow as it is on the ground for 95% of the year. In Portland and Seattle rain is constantly falling, and those people know how to drive in the rain. Well, here we don't get enough of any one thing, making us the proverbial Jacks, so traffic snarls to a stop each time we get snow.

So, the five minute drive to the Park & Ride became half an hour. On my way I called Kristin. She asked if I'd considered parking the car and taking the bus in. I had until I saw that the line for the bus was at least 200 people long. I often get in line when there are thirty or forty people in line, and that means a wait of a bus or two. That is when buses are coming every six minutes, though, and all the buses were trapped in the traffic I steered my car into as I whipped through the Park & Ride and onto the Toll Road.

BAM. I hit a wall of traffic. The second leg of my trip, from the Park & Ride to the 495 exchange, regularly a fifteen minute drive, took fifty minutes. I bored of one Christmas CD and put in another. I listened to traffic, I contemplated the cosmos, and I renewed my vow that I will live less than fifteen minutes away from my next job.

Oddly enough, once inside the Beltway, I flew the last leg of the trip, making it to the office in twenty minutes - a good time for off rush hour.

You may ask, "In what type of weather are Washingtonians experts at driving?" Heat, or better said, the hot air produced by politicians. How else can you explain our hot and muggy summers? Oh, and have you ever stopped to consider that they leave town for recess in August, then fall comes in September. Coincidence? I think not.

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Back

Had a visit to the doctor on today. My back has been the cause of much pain since we arrived home from Portland. The pain spread down into my thighs and to the outsides of my knees. After a week's worth of complaining, I heeded Kristin's call and made an appointment with the doctor.

And wow, does my doctor have cool toys.

When I got there, a woman holding a miniture lap top took my weight and blood pressure and keyed it in. She then asked a few questions, typing my responses. She excused herself and the nurse practitioner, with whom I had the appointment, came in with her own mini laptop. She made a note that I prefer to be called by my middle name and started asking me questions, electronically noting what I said.

At first she thought it was a sciatic problem, but after a brief examination concluded that I had sprained my back. "Did you do anything lately that put strain on your back?" After conferring, we determined that lugging eight pieces of luggage around the airport, two five-and-a-half hour flights in coach with a one-year old, and ten nights is strange beds, five of those with a one-year old for company, and picking up the child more than I was accustomed probably wore my back down enough to sprain it.

She swiftly keyed two perscriptions into her computer, asking me which pharmacy I use. The perscriptions were instantaneously faxed, and I was on my way to pick up some anti-inflamatories and muscle relaxants.

Update: I popped the pills before dinner and slept eleven hours Tuesday night. Now that's what the doctor ordered.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Blogging During Church

"The opening hymn will be #214, I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day."

Oliver leaning forward to David and Bonnie, "This is so the best Christmas song."

David, without a moment's pause, "This so is not."

Man, tough audience.


In the middle of the sacrament hymn, Clara decides to sing along at top volume:

"YA YA YA YA."

I lose it as I quickly carry her out.


Clara wanted to go be with Michael, in the pew in front of us. We handed her over. She stood on the pew and watched as Michael, standing on the floor, paced back and forth, shaking his cup full of goldfish crackers. Kristin put a few Cheerios in her hand, offered them to Clara, and Clara took a few. She leaned forward to offer some to Michael, and just as he started to move in, she shoved the handful in her mouth.

Psyche.

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